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  • Nermal
    Sep 9, 05:54 PM
    and maybe it has already been addressed

    It has.





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  • Fc97accord
    Apr 22, 11:02 AM
    iOS for iphone is an exclusive smartphone OS. Or are you telling me that ipod touch and ipad run the same exact OS?



    Laptops and desktops run the same exact OS. There are no apps that are made specifically for a laptop or desktop. There are iphone apps that wont run on an ipod touch. There are ipad apps that wont run on an ipod touch or an iphone. If they were the same OS then that wouldnt happen.



    Because it's common sense.

    Wow I can't believe you have not used an iPad or iPod touch, they are the exact same os feel and look.
    You are wrong, research a little before you make false statements





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  • fivepoint
    Mar 3, 02:01 PM
    But where did you come up with 95%? This chart (http://www.truthandpolitics.org/top-rates.php) seems to disagree with you.

    You indicated that the rich weren't paying their 'fair share.' I responded by pointing out that the top 50% of wage earners pay 95% of the tax burden. That is completely separate (although obviously relative and related) from the tax 'rate' which they pay.

    http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/MINT-TAXES-R2.png&sa=X&ei=kvJvTeq9Cce1tgerjuSBDw&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNEe3fibfzdYh8Vzx37KTIQACwWIzQ

    http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.moonbattery.com/who-pays-taxes.gif&sa=X&ei=NvNvTZGSMoa3tweMr4CwCA&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNH49cE2aKtCgiYuC7iGYi7jr16zGQ

    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIBobHS8g2sf4TC1jw7DFbnDbhGfif7SMw1L2830JfgCNkvvDz



    Btw, post WWII, the top tax rates in this country used to be way up there, like 90%. That was fair imo because after you achieve so much income, how much more do you really need? What does it take to live comfortably- $1M per year, $5M? Shoot I'd be happy with $500k per year.

    Let me get this straight... your definition of 'fair' is that people who make the right decisions in life, who invest in the right ideas, who don't waste their money on immediate pursuits so they can benefit in the long-term, who work hard and earn success, and yes... have a little luck should have their money confiscated by the state? By mob rule? Since you've determined that 'they don't need it', that translates to them not 'deserving' it and you being able to steal it from them via taxation?

    Just trying to clarify... because that's a pretty striking morality scale. However, it's also very similar to something Michael Moore said recently (http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/03/02/moore_on_wealthy_peoples_money_thats_not_theirs_thats_a_national_resource_its_ours.html):

    "They're sitting on the money, they're using it for their own -- they're putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with your life, with that money. We've allowed them to take that. That's not theirs, that's a national resource, that's ours. We all have this -- we all benefit from this or we all suffer as a result of not having it," Michael Moore told Laura Flanders of GRITtv.





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  • ranviper
    Feb 1, 12:02 PM
    Clean Black & Red

    Whoa whoa whoa, how'd you do that apple in the menu bar? Me likey.

    ps, like ur icons too. have a link?



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  • Speedy Dingo
    Jun 4, 06:14 AM
    Hello all. I'm new on the forums but have been reading Mac Rumors for a while now.
    I've decided to enter the avatar competition so here's my entry which is designed to look like a Mac Rumors iphone app icon. It uses the classic Apple logo but I also have one with the Mac Rumors logo if anyone wants to see that. ;)
    Cheers





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  • alphaone
    Mar 13, 04:47 AM
    Yeah I'm running 6.34/a5. If it happens again then I will definitely look into it deeper, but I think it may have been just bad luck.



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  • untypoed
    Apr 12, 05:49 PM
    i just use the boring wallpaper that came with the macbook pro...i feel lame...these are so beautiful

    Show it anyways. :cool:





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  • WillEH
    Mar 19, 10:56 PM
    Don't include me. Your reasoning is as confused as your conclusion. There is absolutely no logic in maintaining that killing is wrong and then appealing to that principle to justify more killing.

    I think someone shouldn't play god, but at the same time I agree that if you take a life, your life should be taken ( I know I'm contradicting myself, but that's just HOW I feel ) But I'd also rather someone rot in prison for 50 years. But then again, it's like a holiday camp in prisons here. Playstations, internet, TV. The UK is a complete and utter joke. We're the laughing stock of the world. We're so scared of human rights, we bend over backwords for any prisoner. I'm SO happy that common sense what introduced for prisoner votes.

    Justify more killing, I could use the same old line, "I bet their victim didn't want to die", all that crap, but I won't. All I'm going to say is that countries need to show that if you kill, you're not going to get away with it lightly.

    When I say "we", I don't speak for everyone, I maybe misworderd it a little..

    Republic of Ukistan, if that were a real place (which I have a feeling it is...) I'm sure they would have capital punishement! :p

    P.s, I tend to stay away from political threads, but I just couldn't help myself! I always end up getting seriously bashed in them! meh.. :(



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  • MacRumors
    Oct 31, 08:54 AM
    http://www.macrumors.com/images/macrumorsthreadlogo.gif (http://www.macrumors.com)

    While pre-orders of Apple's 2G iPod Shuffle have recently begun to ship (http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2006/10/20061029123032.shtml) to customers, Apple has announced the general availability (http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2006/oct/31shuffle.html) of the music player in Apple Retail Stores and Authorized Retailers worldwide this Friday.

    AppleInsider has reported that while retailers may get stock of the players prior to Friday (http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=2185), they will not be allowed to place them out for sale until Friday.

    Note: 2G = Second Generation. Second generation iPod Shuffles have a capacity of 1 Gigabytes.





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  • Silas1066
    Dec 27, 07:06 AM
    Microsoft is rock solid?

    Let's see, as a 15 year IT worker who has supported many MS environments, I have been yanked out of bed at 2am 3 times because "new" viruses that the Anti-Virus software didn't even know about, had brought down hundreds of machines on the network, and had even brought down routers and switches.

    I think the $100,000 we might spend on IPS/IDS blades for all the core switches to analyze the traffic coming from Windows machines might be better spent if we just put Macs in the network and maybe stick a free Snort box in there as an after thought.

    Companies spend millions just keeping their Windows machines in line -thank about it. MS has never been serious about security.



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  • ten-oak-druid
    Apr 6, 11:51 AM
    How much is that?

    peta = x10^15 (quadrillion times)

    tera = x10^12 (trillion times)
    giga = x10^9 (billion times)
    mega = x10^6 (million times)
    kilo = x10^3 (thousand times)
    hecto = x10^2 (hundred times)
    deca = x10^1 (ten times)





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  • MacBoobsPro
    Nov 29, 01:01 PM
    If he had just put "profit" that would be a fair judgemnt.

    But that's not exactly what he said. The actual quote is:
    "3) ????? 4) PROFIT!"

    That's different. It's an old joke. I guess you've never seen it before.

    Yes I have seen it and now it has been pointed out it is quite funny :D



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  • The.316
    Dec 1, 08:59 AM
    Not too much going on there BTM :p





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  • twoodcc
    Jan 26, 07:10 AM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU like Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/420.1 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.0 Mobile/4A102 Safari/419.3)

    Welcome back twoodcc!!
    Also, just saw that I'm the #16 folder of the team, always nice to know! :)
    Willbe going for the #10 spot in the next couple of days, so be warned :):)

    thanks! even though it might take awhile to get back to where i was. but every little bit helps!

    nice! sounds good! keep it up! ;)



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  • troop231
    Apr 6, 11:55 AM
    12 petabytes is mind blowing, i remember my first windows pc with 300mb of hdd space.





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  • diogowerner
    Oct 5, 05:58 PM
    I'd really not like to see Safari become the next IE 5. It already has its share of JavaScript bugs.

    exactly! once there is no safari for windows, there is no longer IE for mac (even if it wasn't the same for windows) and any of those for linux, looks like the web standards will be what firefox and opera "decides".

    apple should worry about improving new features for the browser like tabs, page thumbnails and etc... html, javascript and css they have to make work like every browser does (or should). and javascript and css are not working well in safari right now.



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  • Ringo-Chan
    Apr 23, 12:27 AM
    I was wondering is is possible to get new voices installed besides the ones you already have on your computer? If so please tell me and where to get them and also is it possible to use a "Vocaloid" (a Synthesizer from yamaha)





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  • funkeruski
    Apr 8, 09:46 AM
    Is track and field included? I remember breaking many joysticks, and destroying the palm of my right hand playing that one.





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  • skunk
    May 4, 04:57 PM
    Pretulant? Is this a Mergui thing?





    wilheldp
    Apr 28, 06:21 AM
    I was really excited about the Verizon iPhone because I absolutely hate AT&T. I had Verizon for 7 years, and never dropped a single call. But I switched to AT&T when the iPhone 3GS came out, and now I drop the call on about 90% of the calls I make (no joke).

    When the Verizon iPhone was announced, I was planning to decide whether to pay the ETF to AT&T and switch immediately, or wait until June when my contract was up. When I saw that the Verizon iPhone was just the iPhone 4 with a new wireless chip, it made my decision to wait a little easier.

    That was Apple's first attempt at stretching the life of the iPhone 4, and apparently, people didn't bite (since CDMA phone sales didn't meet expectations). Now, they are making their second stab at extending the life of the iPhone 4 by finally releasing the white models. The problem is that they are trying to get longevity out of a design that was heavily flawed to begin with. Not only does the death grip reduce signal strength, but Apple is stubbornly refusing to integrate LTE.

    I will not make the switch back to Verizon until Apple releases an iPhone with a 4G chip in it AND completely re-designs the antenna so that I can hold the phone any way I damn well please and still have good signal. It looks like I may not get that until September or Q1 2012. Well, so be it.

    Apple is starting to get the attitude that they cannot make a mistake, and Android device makers are capitalizing on Apple's arrogance.





    RedTomato
    Nov 20, 12:15 PM
    If this is designed specifically for mobile text-based chat, I'll be all over it in a flash.

    SMS and MSN and other text-based messaging have changed my life and the lives of deaf people around the world. Before, telcoms was a closed world to me, now I'm never without my O2 XDA mini :)

    It isn't just Paris Hilton who carries a sidekick, millions of USA deaf people do, and I'm willing to bet us deaf form a significant proportion of sales of mobiles-with-qwerty-keyboards around the world.

    Bring it on Apple, I'm sick of using Windows Mobile on my otherwise awesomely excellent HTC hardware.





    Hellhammer
    May 9, 10:13 AM
    Using EyeTV for Wii/PS3/X360 causes a noticeable lag which can't be fixed. You need composite to MDP converter and then use iMac in Target Display Mode in order to get no lag





    saving107
    Mar 18, 08:53 PM
    lame post





    espoo
    Dec 5, 02:49 PM
    mine for december:



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